It’s always so funny when I tell my friend i’m on a diet and they give me the lecture “Oh I don’t believe in diets, just eat right and workout yada yada” I usually explain the top paragraph to them and then add that for the most part I was already doing those things, and that’s what you do to maintain weight. If I had been binge-eating fast-food prior to this then that would make a difference but I wasn’t so yeah.
OK does the above qualify as a rant? I’m sorry if it did, just needed to get that out. As far as progress I’m doing great! It’s weird to see my body changing slowly. eg
1) I no longer have a triple chin. No i’m serious I had one -when I pressed my face into my neck, does that count?- When I do it now I only have two and when my face is normal, just one pointy chin. I’m being silly. I have just one chin and a leaner face
2) Boobs. No. Change. At. All. In fact, they grew bigger, notice I didn’t say “appear” bigger. I am sure that they grew because I need new bras. Sigh. woe is me. I kid, I love le boobies!
3) I no longer have a butt. I knew this day would come but it’s so hard, I shall be dropping squats everyday to build my gluteus maximus. I’m exaggerating, I still have a medium small butt. *drops 25 squats* (do they work?)
4)Everything else looks good, the love handles are going, they shall be missed! Yhe stomach shall not be missed! hello abs!
Do you have a weightloss story? are you trying to get in shape?
Tell me about your healthy(or not) lifestyle! I want to know!